8 Ways To Keep Your Butt Looking Sexy

Morli Desai

As you might have already noticed, summer is fast approaching, and with it, the long-awaited, and dreaded event of putting your body - and butt - on public display. Seeking the holy grail of the coveted “beach bod”, millions of people are scrambling to the gyms, ready to pull stuff, lift stuff and generally pant themselves to exhaustion.

All for that sexy, hot summer look. Which mostly comes down to… Melting down your belly fat and having a sexy butt. Because let’s be honest - you can’t exercise small (or big) boobs away. (Nor can the men, ahem, exercise certain body parts.) All you can do is shed some weight and tighten some body areas - like chiseling that butt for example.

A butt that will make people’s heads turn. A perfect butt that only you could pull off. You know that feeling, right? Walking down the beach in a skimpy, but stylish bikini, and feeling people’s gazes fixated on you, following you around.

Damn. It feels good to be admired and worshipped! The confidence that comes with that alone is worth it. The boost of self-esteem alone can be hugely transformative but also relaxing. You just might have the best vacation in your life, if only the worry that you are not good enough went away. If only for a while during summer, it’s worth it.

So, let’s work on that butt, shall we? Since this is not a gym, we’ll save some of the more common, physically oriented tips for the gym instructors. Instead, we’ll focus on some less-known, but nonetheless effective ways that aid in getting a good butt shape. Here are the 8 ways to keep your butt looking sexy.

Moisturize Your Butt And Reach New Levels Of Smoothness

You аre probably already familiar with all the amazing benefits of moisturizers. A good moisturizer will not only make your skin soft and beautiful, but it will also make it glow a bit and appear younger. Remember the improvement that moisturizer brought to your face?

Now imagine doing that to your butt. Chances are that half the blemishes, stretch marks, and cellulite will disappear once you give your butt the prize it deserves. The prize, of course, being a high-quality moisturizer.

Seriously though, skin is skin. And the skin on your butt deserves the same, if not more love than your face. Why? Because your face is probably getting all the skincare in the world, while the skin on your bum is sorely neglected. So do yourself, and your butt, a favor, and apply some moisturizer on it. Before you know it, you’ll be checking out your sexy butt in the mirror.

Butt Massage Is Good For The Butt Soul

There’s a saying, I believe, that goes something like “A good massage is good for the soul.” Well, did you know your butt has a soul too? Indeed it does. If you don’t believe me, just shhh… Be quiet for a minute, and listen. Listen closely to what your butt says. Ouch! It kinda says “I’m stiff” and “Can you adjust your sitting position a bit?” Poor, poor butts and their souls. Can you imagine what the butt’s soul feels like, especially if we take into consideration the… stuff... it goes through every day?

We sit on our butts every day, sometimes all day. Our butts are getting eternally, mercilessly squished. And we don’t even notice. We don’t pay any mind to the poor butt soul screaming in silence. But wait, there’s more - our butts prop our legs, enabling us to walk. Just ask yourself this, could a human being really function without a butt?

Yeah, the answer to that question isn’t pleasant to consider. Especially since our butts also perform the vital physiological functions of expelling fecal matter, and shielding our genitals from the elements. All this means that the pelvis, the hips, the gluteus muscles, and the genitals all create one hugely important area in the human body. The butt, so to speak, is one of the most densely packed areas with blood vessels and nerve endings in our entire body.

Seriously, our butts pose very serious competition to our hearts and heads for the title of “seat of the soul.” Which brings me back to the saying that a good massage is good for the soul. Since the butt is overflowing with nerves, ligaments, blood vessels and delicate bone structures that prop our entire bodies, massaging our butts is super important. Whether you use your hands to roughen up your bootie, apply a body roller, or pay for a masseuse, massaging your butt is absolutely crucial. It ensures better health, less cramping, but also better looks. Massaging your butt every day will improve its blood flow, making it become more toned and get a younger look, but it will also improve your skin’s elasticity. To keep your butt looking sexy, massage it at least once a day.

Squats And Exercise Keep Your Butt Looking Sexy

Squats, squats, squats! If you want that sexy booty you have to squat girl, and I don’t give a squat if you don’t feel like it! Or if you’re too lazy, or too ‘tired’, or too sleepy, or what not - those are all convenient excuses. Convenient excuses to skip on perfectly good and healthy butt exercises!

Be frank with yourself - how difficult is it to do a series of squats? You can do them literally anywhere. Oh, but it’s too late and you’re already in your comfy pajamas, lying in bed wrapped like a taco between those warm, fuzzy blankets?

Throw them off!

Kick those blankets off, jump out of that bed and do ten squats! Just ten. That’s all it takes every day to help your butt look sexy and get some definition there. You can also do squats in the morning. Heck, you can even do squats in the shower, in public (or your company’s) toilets, you can even do squats during sex! (Don’t ask.)

When it comes to exercises that make your butt looking sexy, there are really no excuses. You either squat and achieve greatness, or you don’t squat and leave your butt at the mercy of the pillows, chairs, and the elements. I don’t guarantee you’ll get a sexy butt that way.

Do I feel pushy with these squatting pep talks of mine? GOOD. Means you’re getting motivated! Remember that squatting really helps - it burns excess fat while it tones your butt muscles simultaneously. Additionally, the physical exertion floods you in endorphins and other feel-good hormones, making you sleep like a baby. And don’t get me started on the improvements you’ll see on your skin.

Half the battle is in your brain. If you really want a sexy butt, just stand up, and do a series of squats. Your body and muscles will thank you instantly. There, mission accomplished, and you’re one step closer to one fine, hot looking, envy-making butt! Take responsibility, girl. If you’re serious about keeping your butt looking sexy, you can squat yourself to the very top of the sexy butt chain. If other people can do it, so can you.

Other people, like me. It’s time for my squats. Join me and let’s do a series together.

Keeping Yourself Hydrated For A Sexy Looking Butt

Do you know what the human body is mostly made of? That’s right - water. And what would then our butts be made of too? You guessed it again, water it is. See, our butts love water. Seeing as they’re mostly made up of vital muscles, and tons of blood vessels, nerve endings, and fatty tissues, water is absolutely necessary for our butts to work up to specs.

No water, no butt. Or, let me rephrase that. No water, no good looking butt. If you’re too low on water and not keeping yourself hydrated, your butt will sort of begin to shrivel and sag. Additionally, your skin will probably end up looking less pleasant and dry. This will accentuate all the blemishes, wrinkles, stretch marks, and cellulite. Chances are this won’t make you feel good in the slightest. And if you want to keep your butt looking sexy, ending up dehydrated is a no go.

Needless to say, water is our friend. Keep yourself well hydrated, and even your butt will see improvements. As I mentioned above, our bodies are mostly made up of water, so drinking more water is the key to staying well hydrated. Being well hydrated, in turn, translates to getting a younger looking, smooth skin with no flaking, looseness or sagging. Coincidentally, all of that makes for one beautiful, sexy looking butt too. So go ahead. Pour yourself a glass of H2O.

We Are What We Eat, And The Same Goes For Our Butts

We just discussed the role of water in ensuring a sexy butt shape, but what about foods? If you think it doesn’t matter, you’re sorely misguided. If I may, let me attempt to sound like a wise guru: “Your body is a temple.” So, if our body is a temple… So to speak… We should treat it with respect, care and veneration, right? (Seeing as I do neither of those things, I wonder if that makes me an atheist, relative to the “body is a temple” idea? Hmmm.)

But anyhow, keeping a healthy diet with plenty of vitamins and minerals can make all the difference. And not just in regards to your health, but in melting down that extra flabby fat on your bootie. I mean, sure, you should keep some extra fat there, just in case you’d want to impress yourself or others with some twerking. But since you’re reading this, I’ll make the bold assumption that you’re looking to burn some bootie fat, not add to it.

So, wondering how to get a sexy butt? Look no further than your diet. Keeping a healthy diet doesn’t just manifest itself as weight loss, though. It will also do wonders for your skin, ironing out wrinkles and stretch marks, even eliminating some blemishes and reducing both the presence and appearance of cellulite.

Foods rich in antioxidants are your allies in keeping your butt looking sexy. Antioxidants can defend your body against aging and disease by reducing inflammation. This not only benefits your insides, but it also makes your butt look better too by diminishing wrinkles and redness. Raspberries, spinach, blueberries, and dark chocolate are just some of the tasty antioxidant packed treats you should include in your diet for a toned and sexy behind. Avoiding sugar is also a key way of avoiding putting on weight and avoiding damage to the elastin and collagen in your skin which causes wrinkles.

So what should you eat?

A quick google search will help you greatly with that, but let me give you a quick rundown as well. Basically, fruits and vegetables are a great source (and even a main source) of antioxidants, with spinach, raspberries, and blueberries leading the pack. And since one of the staples of a healthy diet is avoiding sugar and processed foods, you’d be wise to adopt healthy alternatives to sweets. Dark chocolate and dried fruit are a great replacement for your otherwise not-so-healthy sugar intake, so head out to the nearest organic food store and stock up on some of the good stuff.

Shifting to a naturally-based, raw-ish, organic diet rich in fiber and antioxidants will not just burn excess fat, but it will also help protect your skin’s collagen and elastin. This will give you a more youthful, healthier look, and the same will apply to your butt. Want a perfect looking, sexy butt? Eat foods that make it possible. Eat wisely and treat your body (and butt) like the temple they are, and before you know it, you’ll have one sexy looking butt.

Wearing Sexy Clothes Will Accentuate Your Sexy Butt

It is too often that people limit themselves. Being accustomed to your particular shape, appearance and all the quirkiness that is unique to you can be a blessing, but also a curse. Why?

Because all too often we are not aware of the massive improvement that’s available to us if we just try on a different set of clothes. Take me for example. I love rocking mostly black t-shirts, paired with your usual skinny jeans. I have my own style, so to speak, that’s what I feel comfortable in.

But once in a while, the odd occasion will come where I’d have to “pamper up” for a wedding, a business meeting, a ceremony or an important event. And it is then and only then that I discover a whole new side to myself. Putting on some classier clothes, or wearing an elegant dress suddenly accentuates aspects of my body that I didn’t really appreciate. And slowly, but surely, this has opened me up to experiment with clothing styles. I look better, and I feel better. And my butt looks a lot better, too!

Don’t believe me?

Go exploring and just try out different clothes. It costs you nothing but time, and besides, it can be lots of fun. Muster the courage to enter a store that specializes in the types of clothing you… hate. Or that you just think to be “not for you.” Dare yourself. I can guarantee you that after the third item you’ve put on… You’ll start liking yourself more, and maybe even start winking and whistling at yourself in the mirror. (I’m kinda embarrassed to admit that I actually did that once!)

This is not just about your butt we’re talking here. A nice skirt or a pair of risky underwear will make your curves really stand out, regardless of the body part. Remember, your body is a temple, so temples look a lot better when they’re adorned with flowers and ornaments, right? Their shapes, contours, curves, and volumes suddenly pop out, giving the place a much better feel? The same goes for your body - and your butt. If you dress to impress, you’ll impress yourself too. Go clothes hunting, and pick items that accentuate your curves and your sexy butt. You’ll be surprised to find that the sexiness was always there but you just couldn’t see it.

Wax Your Butt To Keep Your Butt Looking Sexy

Having a well maintained pubic region is not just necessary for your health and personal hygiene, but can also boost your sexiness levels.

While a full bush can be aesthetic and sexy af, there is a time and place for everything, and if you like how you look you’ll also like how you feel. Sometimes, going full Brazilian down there can make you feel super sexy and empowered, making you feel like the hottest woman around. In a sense, excelling at social norms can give us the feeling that we have won not just personally, but also in the social arena. A smooth but is a sexy butt, and you’ll even enjoy touching it just for the sake of its smoothness.

Not to mention that waxing yourself down there saves you all the trouble and worry about scrapes, cuts, and those nasty, irritating shaving rashes. No more itching, tingling and prickly little hairs reminding you of a cactus. No more risking cuts and scars, and worrying you’ll cut an artery or a private part or something. Waxing up your bootie will get you a sexier and smoother body and make you feel your best. Don’t believe me? As with every piece of advice here - give it a shot. Then come back. Unless you’re in front of the mirror already snapping butt selfies…

Need Something Extra For A Sexy Butt? Try Anal Bleaching

Butts come with their unique set of butt insecurities, and some of these can only be warded off with the infamous anal bleaching. As I mentioned further up in this article, we should really be thankful for our butts for all they do for us. Their butt souls are lovely but neglected. And sometimes, the root of your butt’s worry lies in its butt hole. Or to be more precise, in the butt hole’s coloration.

Right. We’ve all been there and have checked out what our butt holes look like. And sometimes, we don’t like what we see. We don’t like it at all. The most common problem and source of dissatisfaction is when your butt hole looks a lot darker than the rest of your skin. Needless to say, this inspires all sorts of worries and insecurities. The thoughts just pour out, making us bite our lips in worry. Is this normal? Why is my butt hole so dark? Have I been eating something I shouldn’t? Do I maybe have some disease or disorder? Why is my butt hole so dark, damn it?! What will my lover think when he, or she, sees it?! (Insert here a dramatic, epic cry of “Noooooo!”)

Yeah. Having a super dark butt hole (in relation to your general skin pigmentation, of course!) can be awkward and worrying. And while it’s mostly normal for the butt hole to be, generally speaking, darker than the surrounding skin area, it can sometimes have to do with diet and in rare cases, it can even indicate a health problem (such as the early sign of hemorrhoids). Better be safe than sorry, so before you try experimenting with anal bleaching, I’d suggest a brief trip to your doctor’s office first.

If you’re healthy, that’s great, and you should try anal bleaching at your own leisure. It’s a simple whitening treatment that will make the skin on your butt hole look lighter. Sometimes it can make all the difference and really make us feel better about ourselves and our bodies - especially between the sheets. Why feel ashamed, anxious and worried, when you can feel proud, beautiful and excited? Worry kills sexual satisfaction, and if that worry comes from the color of your butt hole, there is no reason why you should keep it around. If anal bleaching is what you want, or need, for achieving a sexy looking butt, I say go for it girl. And go for it guy. No shame in keeping your butt looking sexy, people!

Good luck, and remember, keep squatting!